1. Wash your laundry with Tide® Laundry Detergent only
2. Wear cologne that you purchased at Macy's
3. Brush your teeth with Crest toothpaste and then
4. Rinse with LISTERINE® mouthwash
5. Drink tap water
6. Eat at In-N-Out Burger weekly
7. Never cook at home
8. Only wear polyester shirts from fast fashion brands like ZARA
9. Drink Starbucks
10. Vape all day
11. …
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